The Excited Southerner At A Job Interview – Adam Sandler
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[Adam Sandler:] And now the excited Southerner has a job interview.
[Man:] So why don’t you tell me why you would be an asset to this company.
[Excite Southerner:] …Good question, I have a good answer for that…first first first of all I am a very…very hard work…vocational skills…I went to…willing to work on a holidays…I had a tango and mirumba lessons…learning to get along with other people…but I’m sorry I got my G.E.D….with a overtime…time and a half…speakin in two languages…Spanish and a…a..another one….and I and and…loyal like a dog…tell you that much…willin to start at the bottom…and also willing…to stay there…your intestines…completely flawless…drug-free with a…whoo-wee..good references…if you call my last boss…he was..actually he was gonna inform me…with a…I got no dependence with the W-2 form…and I was wondering..
[Man:] You know what? That’s great but uh we don’t have anything open right now. Thanks for comin’ down.