The Excited Southerner Meets Mel Gibson – Adam Sandler
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[Adam Sandler:] And now the excited Southerner gets to meet his favorite film actor, Mel Gibson.
[Man:] Mr. Gibson? I’m sorry to bother you sir but this gentleman is a big fan and he just wanted to say hello.
[Excited Southerner:] Well I…I can’t…believe…I’m in the…laser disc…Mr.Gibson…I…I …I…such a…got to…I…Braveheart was…you…you’re…got your autograph…with a 8X10 gloss…your face was burnt though…Tina Turner…singing a song to the…mama…mother…mother…loves you too…got to…Bird On the Water…not such a good picture but…you made up for it with the Mad Max…got a…mail…mail was very…got so much going…and the koala bears…got…I’m a big fan…Golden Globe awards…if maybe the people’s choice…
[Man:] Alright. That’s enough. I’m sorry Mel let me get this moron outta here.