The Bastard’s Tale A classic piece of literature If I ever heard one
Part 1 A wicked, bitter pretence Stumbling round No doubt Blase Righteous Remember now the year’s 1412, or something As I searched amongst them For a valuable gold piece Not really No, not really
The Bastard’s Tale Part 2
Now remember The year is 1714 And we’re enjoying our new inventions Whatever those were Such is The Bastard’s life Without apology A cursed, pathetic boredom Altered by death alone Death, a giant test Transpired July 30th 1914 You should have seen us then Coupled as we were A feverish embrace Wow