“This Is All Wrong” – Frank Zappa

[Artis the Spoonman spoons]

[Moon:] This is all wrong. This is all wrong
[FZ:] The pigs run the city, the ponies run the TV station and you wanted to apply for a job
[Spider:] Some of them wear these jackets that are made out of polished animal skins. It’s called leather
[John:] Leather?
[Monica:] Oh, and their tight black pants
[Spider:] It’s sort of like plastic, only it’s made out of animals
[Larry:] It’s sad, ain’t it?
[Monica:] Yeah
[Larry:] Um, you can’t win ’em all
[Moon:] Oh!
[Mike:] Sweetheart . . .
[Moon:] What?
[Mike:] If we go to the . . . we could probably be alone
[Moon:] Yeah
[Ali:] Wo?
[Moon:] . . . could drink coffee . . .
[Ali:] Ja! Kaffe war a scho guat, aba des is a Klavier . . .
[Mike:] I want some soul food . . .
[Moon:] . . . it’s a heartbeat and it feels like a . . .
[Mike:] Have you seen “Jungle Fever”?
[Moon:] . . . a big . . .
[Ali:] Ha, ha gordum once, sinemaya gittim ben . . .
[Mike:] “Jungle Fever.” The girl with the big butt?
[Ali:] Bak, bu piyanonun icinde nereden sinema buldun sen?
[Moon:] This must have been what the brochure was talking about. They said you’d . . . you’d feel a . . . a kind of a serenity . . . a feeling of peace of . . . of . . .
[Mike:] Hey, why, why don’t you shut up?!
[Ali:] Cocuklar, siz saatlerce kahveden birsey anlatiyorsunuz, ama burada . . . ah, bunlarda acayip sarkilar soyluyorlar . . . acayip, degilmi? Yagmurda basliyor . . .
[Moon:] . . . entering into a different realm . . . I can’t remember the name of it . . .
[Mike:] Hey, yo man . . . I don’t like all this waterfall action
[Moon:] . . . and I guess that’s where most of the part of it’s . . . I . . . guess it’s all about resolving past crime and everything . . . and . . . also . . . about . . .
[Ali:] Bence . . .
[Mike:] Hey, yo, hey . . . this ain’t the “Blue Lagoon”! What the hell . . . this ain’t “I Dream of Jeanie”
[Ali:] Bu pianonun icinde bir . . . meyhane gibi birsey yapmak lazim, yani, piano guzel bir sey ama, . . . bende seni hic anlamiyorum abi . . .
[Mike:] What? Man, man, I’m gonna close off communications if you don’t start speaking the language, Jack!