One is you Two is me Three’s a baby Four’s the family
Buy the cake Buy the ring Get the knife Stick it in ‘Cause it all adds up you’ve got one stab at love
‘Cause I’m gonna love you till you die ‘Cause I’m gonna love you till you die
Five is love Six is plastic Sven’s money Eight’s fantastic
Buy the car Buy the house Get the wheels Flick the mouse ‘Cause it all adds up you’ve got one stab at love
Slap your kids Hit your wife ‘Cause you hate your life Screw the f-word in your fist Cross the numbers off your list You’ll never be much wiser than a failed womaniser For once in your life be a man and expire