True fuckin’ story I swear on my mother’s eyes The greatest fucking comeback ever Fucking bottom of the night, right? Three balls, two strikes, two out Bases loaded Whitie Hurss on the mount I don’t know, some fuckin’ kid This fuckin’ kid comes up, I fucking put my drink down Fuckin’ look up, the fuckin’ ball goes over the green monster You hear what I’m tellin’ you I swear on my mother’s eyes True fucking story