[Mom:] Alexander, the dinner’s on the table! Alex! [Alex:] Yeah, alright mum, I said I’m coming! Gosh
I work at home in my parents’ basement I don’t troll, I make statements I’m not a cliché sittin’ in my PJs Double cupping at lunch on a Tuesday I’m like Drake, see? So don’t hate me! I get vexed if you don’t appreciate me Real talk, I’ll put the world to rights And when I’m a big boy I’m gonna write for Vice
It’s not for me It must be wrong I could ignore it and move on But I’m a broadband champion A URL badman And if you’re tryna call it art I’ll have to take it all apart I got a high-brow game plan A URL badman
I’m a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N with no empathy I got a high-brow game plan A URL badman I’m a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N and you’re dead to me ‘Cause I’m a broadband champion A URL badman
Spectacles with no prescription Short-shorts with conviction Supreme palace, APC Sizzurp in a chalice, yeah, that’s so me I’m a London white boy repping ATL Keyboard warrior that can’t spell I don’t like you, I think you’re worthless I wrote a long piece about it up on my WordPress
It’s not for me It must be wrong I could ignore it and move on But I’m a broadband champion A URL badman And if you’re tryna call it art I’ll have to take it all apart I got a high-brow game plan A URL badman
I’m a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N with no empathy I got a high-brow game plan A URL badman I’m a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N and you’re dead to me ‘Cause I’m a broadband champion A URL badman
I like Jordans, Joyrich, DJ’s screw shit I’m as complex, Pitchfork, Winnie The Pooh shit I’m a space ghost perpetrator a bottom half of Idolator a check for Tyler, The Creator a blogospheric vindicator A$AP, Kanye, XX remix Mike Jones, Paul Wall, I need a Kleenex I don’t like girls much, they’re kinda silly Unless of course they wanna play with my willy
I’m a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N with no empathy I got a high-brow game plan A URL badman I’m a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N and you’re dead to me ‘Cause I’m a broadband champion A URL badman