Weavegirls – Todrick Hall (with Syesha Mercado & Teresa Stanley)

[Spoken:]
Hello Weavegirls.
Weavegirls.
Weavegirls.
Is this Weavegirls?
I need to get my hair did.
She needs a press, not a curl.
This is a nap-mergency, y’all fix naps or naw?
I’m going to hell for my nappy hair!

Do you need some new braids or a press
‘Cause we’ve got a few tracks up our sleeves
If your looking like a hot mess
Honey let us get rid of all them beady-beads

We your weave girls
Boy, your kitchen nappy
(Yo shit is nappy, perm that, uh sure is, it is),
We your weave girls
Boy, get in my chair

We your weave girls
We bout to just-for-me you, yeah
And don’t forget to put some grease on them baby hairs

If you want weave
Call Deedee, Koala And Jerome
Weave
Uh-uh this bitch hair so nappy she done broke my comb

Weave girls keep it hundred and they’ll be true
We’re here to cut your hair but we will cut you

We your weave girls
Damn your kitchen nappy
We your weave girls
Oh butch or repair
(Butch or repair, honey)

We your weave girls
We’ve got that ratchet weave glue
And don’t forget to put some grease on them baby hairs

If you want weave
Don’t ever forget the black girl rule
If you want weave
Never get your ass in a swimming pool

You tryna swing your hair like them white girls do
They call it new growth but this growth ain’t new

So if your tryna keep your man,
All you need it new weave and a Beyoncé fan (Ay, I woke up like this, ha ha),

We your weave girls
Boy, you kitchen nappy
(Uh, that stuff is nappy, uh)
We your weave girls
Boy, sit in my chair
(Come on over here, sit in her chair honey),

We your weave girls
Your friends ain’t gon’ be weave you
And all you really need is a weave
All you really need is a weave
All you really need is a weave
Just call us baby
(call us)
We’ll be there
We’ll be there
We’ll be there
We’ll be there!