Weird Al Yankovic Lyrics

Weird Al Yankovic

Your Horoscope For Today
Young, Dumb & Ugly
You’re Pitiful
You Make Me
You Don’t Take Your Showers
You Don’t Love Me Anymore
Yoda Chant
Word Crimes
Won’t Eat Prunes Again
Why Does This Always Happen To Me?
White & Nerdy
When I Was Your Age
Whatever You Like
Weasel Stomping Day
We Got The Beef
Wanna B Ur Lovr
Waffle King
Virus Alert
Velvet Elvis
Truck Drivin’ Song
Trigger Happy
Trash Day
Trapped In The Drive-Thru
Traffic Jam
Toothless People
This Is The Life
Theme From Rocky XIII (The Rye Or The Kaiser)
The White Stuff
The Weird Al Show Theme
The Saga Begins
The Plumbing Song
The North Korea Polka (Please Don’t Nuke Us)
The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory)
The Night Santa Went Crazy
The Hot Rocks Polka
The Hamilton Polka
The Check’s In The Mail
The Brain Song
The Brady Bunch
The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota
The Ballad Of Kent Marlow
The Alternative Polka
That Boy Could Dance
Talk Soup
Take The “L” Out Of Liver
Take Me To The Liver
Take Me Down
Taco Grande
Syndicated Inc.
Super Duper Party Pony
Such A Groovy Guy
Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White
Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me
Stop Draggin’ My Car Around
Spy Hard
Sports Song
Spatula City
Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut
Snack All Night
Smells Like Nirvana
Slime Creatures From Outer Space
Skipper Dan
Sir Isaac Newton Vs. Bill Nye
Since You’ve Been Gone
She Never Told Me She Was A Mime
She Drives Like Crazy
School Cafeteria – Version 2
School Cafeteria – Version 1
RealRadio 104.1
Pretty Fly For A Rabbi
Polkas On 45
Polka Your Eyes Out
Polka Power!
Polka Patterns
Polka Party!
Polka Face
Phony Calls
Peter And The Wolf
Perform This Way
Party In The CIA
Party At The Leper Colony
One Of Those Days
One More Minute
Ode To A Superhero
Now That’s What I Call Polka!
Nobody Here But Us Frogs
Never Met A Person As Wonderful As Me
Nature Trail To Hell
My Own Eyes
My Bologna
My Baby’s In Love With Eddie Vedder
Mr. Popeil
Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung
Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies
Mission Statement
Midnight Star
Matter Of Crust
Lousy Haircut
Living With A Hernia
Livin’ In The Fridge
Like A Surgeon
Let The Pun Fit The Crime
Let Me Be Your Hog
Leisure Suit Serenade
Laundry Day
Lame Claim To Fame
King Of Suede
Kidstar 1250 Radio Promotion
Jurassic Park
Jerry Springer
Jackson Park Express
It’s Still Billy Joel To Me
It’s My World (And We’re All Living In It)
It’s All About The Pentiums
Isle Thing
If That Isn’t Love
If I Could Make Love To A Bottle
I’m So Sick Of You
I’ll Sue Ya
I’ll Repair For You ( A Theme For Home Improvement )
I’ll Be Mellow When I’m Dead
I Was Only Kidding
I Want A New Duck
I Think I’m A Clone Now
I Remember Larry
I Love Rocky Road
I Lost On Jeopardy
I Can’t Watch This
Hooked On Polkas
Homer And Marge
Holiday Greetings 1988
Holiday Greetings 1987
Hit Me With A Rock
Hey, Hey, We’re The Monks
Here’s Johnny
Headline News
Harvey The Wonder Hamster
Hardware Store
Happy Birthday
Green Eggs And Ham
Gravy On You
Grapefruit Diet
Gotta Boogie
Good Old Days
Good Enough For Now
Girls Just Want To Have Lunch
George Of The Jungle
Genius In France
Generic Blues
Gee, I’m A Nerd
Gandhi II
Free Delivery
Frank’s 2000″ TV
food medley as performed in 1985 – 13
food medley as performed in 1985 – 12
food medley as performed in 1985 – 11
food medley as performed in 1985 – 10
food medley as performed in 1985 – 09
food medley as performed in 1985 – 08
food medley as performed in 1985 – 07
food medley as performed in 1985 – 06
food medley as performed in 1985 – 05
food medley as performed in 1985 – 04
food medley as performed in 1985 – 03
food medley as performed in 1985 – 02
food medley as performed in 1985 – 01
Flatbush Avenue
First World Problems
Fast Food
Everything You Know Is Wrong
Eat It
Dr. Demento’s 15th Anniversary Special
Dr. Demento Radio Promo
Don’t Wear Those Shoes
Don’t Download This Song
Dog Eat Dog
Do I Creep You Out
Dead Car Battery Blues
Dare To Be Stupid
Crampton Comes Alive
Couch Potato
Confessions Part III
Close But No Cigar
Christmas Memories Of “Weird Al” Yankovic
Christmas At Ground Zero
Chicken Pot Pie
Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios
Cavity Search
Carnival Of The Animals Part Two, Introduction
Captain Underpants Theme Song
Canadian Idiot
Callin’ In Sick
Cable TV
Buy Me A Condo
Burger King
Buckingham Blues
Born To Be Mild
Bohemian Polka
Belvedere Cruising
Bedrock Anthem
Beat On The Brat
Bad Hombres, Nasty Women
Baby Likes Burping
Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars
Another Tattoo
Another One Rides The Bus
Angry White Boy Polka
Amish Paradise
Airline Amy
Addicted To Spuds
Achy Breaky Song
A Matter Of Crust
A Complicated Song
(This Song’s Just) Six Words Long
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