Well Did You Evah – Robbie Williams (feat. Jon Lovitz)
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ROBBIE: I have heard among this clan You are called a forgotten man
JON: Is that what they’re sayin’? Well, did you evah! What a swell party this is!
ROBBIE: And have you heard the story of A boy, a girl, unrequited love?
JON: Sounds like pure soap opera
ROBBIE: I may cry
JON: Tune in tomorrow
JON: What a swell party this is What frills, what frocks
ROBBIE: What broads
JON: What furs, what rocks
ROBBIE: They’re beautiful
JON: Why, I’ve never seen such gaiety
ROBBIE: Neither did I!
JON: It’s all just too, too exquis, really
ROBBIE: This French champagne
JON: Domestic
ROBBIE and JON: So good for the brain
ROBBIE: That’s what I was gonna say!
JON: You know you’re a brilliant fellow?
ROBBIE: Thank you
JON: Drink up, chap. Ah, please don’t eat that glass, my friend. Have you heard about dear Blanche? Got run down by an avalanche.
ROBBIE: No!
JON: Don’t worry. She’s a game girl, you know. Got up and finished fourth.
ROBBIE: This kid’s got guts.
JON: Havin’ a nice time? Grab a line
ROBBIE: Have you heard that Mimsy Starr
JON: Oh, what now?
ROBBIE: She got pinched in the Astor bar
JON: Sauced again, hey?
ROBBIE: She was stoned!
JON: Well, did you evah?
ROBBIE: Never!
ROBBIE and JON: What a swell party this is! JON: Hey, check out that dress? ROBBIE: Yeah, it’s a lovely dress. You think I can talk her out of it?
ROBBIE: It’s great
JON: Ah, it’s great
ROBBIE: It’s grand
JON: So grand
JON and ROBBIE: It’s wonderland!
JON: We sing
ROBBIE: We sing
JON: So rare
ROBBIE So rare
JON and ROBBIE: Like old Camembert Like baba au rhum
JON: Ba, ba, ba bum!
ROBBIE: Don’t dig that kind of crooning, chum!
JON and ROBBIE: Have you heard? It’s in the stars Next July we collide with Mars Well, did you evah? What a swell party, a swell party, a swellegant, elegant party this is!
JON: I drink to your health
ROBBIE: Nah! Let’s drink to your wealth
JON: You’re my bon ami
ROBBIE: Hey, that’s French!
JON: Liberty
JON and ROBBIE: Fraternity Have you heard? It’s in the stars Next July, we collide with Mars. Well, did you evah? What a swell party, swell party, swellegant, elegant party this is!