White Ugliness – Frank Zappa

[Louis:] Grrr… Arf arf arf ar-ar-ar-ar-ar! Teeth out there, and ready to attack ’em… I had to fight back and hit ’em, like… you know… hit ’em and hit ’em and hit ’em, and… kick ’em and kick ’em and…
[Roy:] Did they get on top of you?
[Louis:] No, I fought so back, hard back, and, it was…
[Roy:] Hard back?
[Louis:] White!
[Roy:] White?
[Louis:] Yeah, white ugliness
[Roy:] Did it have teeth?
[Louis:] And it was two, it was two boogey-men along the side of, we were… already blocked in, so I had to… I had to kick, I had to fight to f-four or five boogey-men in front of me…
[Roy:] Then… but maybe he can turn into… I wonder if he could maybe be [?]
[Motorhead:] PFFFT!
[Louis:] Yes, extremely vicious
[Roy:] I don’t know, those po-…I heard those ponies are really vicious!
[Louis:] I know… but, I know they’re vicious, but they…
[Roy:] Their claws!
[Louis:] He d-d… he doesn’t have to be able to do it
[Roy:] They get on top of you, and they just tear you apart
[Louis:] I know…
[Roy:] Tee…
[Louis:] Scars over here, see, scars right here. Yeah…
[Roy:] Teeth to limb! Teeth to limb! I mean, toe to ta-… man, I hope they don’t get him
[Louis:] Ponies! I-i-if-if, if… is…
[Roy:] Was it white? Are you sure it wasn’t w-white, I mean, uh, black, or…
[Louis:] Well, I think they’re white, but I was too scared to notice their physical…
[Roy:] Gold or something?
[Louis:] I was too, I was too scared to no… n-no… uh-no… uh-notice their physical, ahh… appearance, ’cause they… they-they were attackin’ me!
[Roy:] They were?
[Louis:] Yeah, they were… they were attackin’ me!
[Roy:] What were they doin’ to you?
[Louis:] Well, they were… they were like, they were… comin’ and surroundin’ me ‘n everything else, and they were attackin’ me and I had to fight back, fight, fight and fight back and… pick up sticks…
[Roy:] Pick-up-sticks?
[Louis:] Yes, pick up sticks, you know?
[Roy:] I used to play that game, Pick-up-sticks
[Louis:] Me too, did you ever play that game?
[Roy:] Yeah!
[Louis:] Yes! That’s funny! HA HA HA!
Anyway, come back to the horse… back to the horse? To the pony
[Louis:] HA HA HA HA! Now…
[Roy:] Anyway…
[Louis:] Yes, pony, or…
[Roy:] President…
[Louis:] Or pope, I dunno, ah, I dunno…
[Roy:] I don’t know…
[Louis:] Something down there is dangerous.
[Roy:] Could be a cigar or somethin’
[Louis:] Yeah…
[Roy:] A cigar?
[Louis:] A cigar? Naw, you’re insane, come on!
[Roy:] Nohhh, no… I remember when I was a… no I don’t remember. Those were the days!
[Louis:] Boy, you must spend all your life down here!
[Roy:] That was before the days of those horses
[Louis:] Yes, before the days of the… all the… ow-uh… ponies or boogey-men or somethin’, what’s out there
[Roy:] But then there was a… what was it there? No pimples?
[Louis:] No, positive
[Roy:] Sure!
[Louis:] Positively
[Roy:] You had to have ’em.
[Louis:] Naw, naw…
[Roy:] You’ve got one right in your nose right now!
[Louis:] HA HA HA HA! Scrtch-ch-ch! Scratchin’ them…
[Roy:] Boy, I’m gettin’ tired, man. We should go…
[Louis:] Oh, yes…
[Roy:] We should go to sleep
[Louis:] Oh, yeah…
[Roy:] I just hope he comes back…
[Louis:] Yes… Listen!
[Roy:] I think I’ll pray for him
[Louis:] I think I’ll join you
[Roy:] You do yours and I’ll do mine…
[Louis:] Okay… HA HA HA HA!
[Roy:] And we’ll hope for the best. HEH HEH HEH!
[Louis:] HA HA HA HA HA! God, God bless Motorhead
[Roy:] Now I lay me down to sleep…