I bought some postcards But it ain’t funny I would have sent a souvenir But they took all my money It’s pretty warm down here But it ain’t sunny
And I’m having a hell of a time my dear Wish you were here Having a hell of a time my dear Wish you were here
I tried to phone ya I tried to call ya Long distance operators They only stall ya Besides the damn rates are so high They just appall ya
And I’m having a hell of time my dear Wish you were here Having a hell of time my dear Wish you were here
Started out on a nice vacation Left the station right on time Now it’s turned to near frustration I’m just a prisoner in time
Can’t get a ticket To get me home dear They just don’t have too many flights From the twilight zone dear So don’t forget to feed my cats Spot and Jerome dear
And I’m having a hell of time my dear Wish you were here Having a hell of time my dear Wish you were here Having a hell of time my dear Wish you were here
Seen all the sights here I’m getting lonely I’d show you all the film I took If they would only Let me go home Dear sincerely
I’m having a hell of time my dear Wish you were here Having a hell of time my dear Wish you were here Having a hell of time my dear Wish you were here Having a hell of time my dear Wish you were here Having a hell of time my dear Wish you were here Having a hell of time my dear Wish you were here