It was just the other day When we went to Joe’s Cafe Just to order up a couple steaks to eat
But we noticed something wrong All the Worcestershire was gone But the waitress brought a different kind of treat
She said this sauce was the chef’s new creation Guaranteed, it’s a new taste sensation But she warned us it’s made out of prunes “Try a little if you dare” “Nothing can compare” So we had some and now we swear We won’t eat prunes again
That was such a dirty trick Boy, it really made us sick Well it looks like we’ve been done in by the prune
Still the memory lingers on I been livin’ in the john ‘Cause I’ve had the runs since Monday afternoon
I’d sell my soul for some new constipation Need a cure for this new aggravation Diarrhea has taken its toll Still got the runs today Just like yesterday Buddy, that’s why I’m hear to say We won’t eat prunes again