I hate your dumb tattoo I wish you’d fly to the moon Where there are no girls to use or screw over I’m laughing ’cause I lied, you know I said you sound like All Time Low You really don’t even though you try hard You try hard
I bet you’re gonna hear this song I bet you’re gonna sing along And tell your friends how I’m obsessed with you Ohhh And I bet you didn’t know that you sound like a girl Every time you call me when you’re drunk And all that I wanna say is You really suck
I hate the scar above your eye It looks like you’re on drugs And you really need to learn to wash your hair Overall, you’re not a catch You’re just a dumbass Bleaching your hair Well, I hope it all falls out And it falls out
I bet you’re gonna hear this song I bet you’re gonna sing along And tell your friends how I’m obsessed with you Ohhh And I bet you didn’t know that you sound like a girl Every time you call me when you’re drunk And all that I wanna say is You really suck
Oh, and thanks for telling all your lies ‘Cause now I realize I’d rather date a rock Oh, and thanks for the tickets to your show I just wanted you to know All your band mates are hotter than you
I bet you’re gonna hear this song and say “Oh my god she’s so obsessed with me dude” But no
And I bet you didn’t know that you sound like a girl Every time you call me when you’re drunk I bet you’re gonna hear this song I bet you’re gonna sing along And tell your friends how I’m obsessed with you But no And I bet you didn’t know I talked to all the girls That you were with when you were with me And they said You really suck