I took you home to meet my family You asked if you could stay the night Honestly I would not have minded, no ‘Til you gave my sister the eye
We sat for dinner ’round the table Big momma’s famous shepherd’s pie (big momma) I dropped my fork so went to find it, oh Saw your hand on my sister’s thigh
Ooh I, don’t know why
I thought I was your mister But you just want my sister Oh, why have you done this to me, baby? Now I know why you kissed her When we played family Twister Oh, how awkward Christmas will be, for me
And now you’re standing at the altar You look so beautiful in white But it’s not me who’s standing with you, no It’s that backstabbing bitch sister of mine
Ooh I, don’t know why
I thought I was your mister But you just want my sister Oh, why have you done this to me, baby? Now I know why you kissed her When we played family Twister Oh, how awkward Christmas will be, for me