You’re Pitiful – Weird Al Yankovic

My life is brilliant…

What, was I too early? Oh, sorry.
Should I…Do you wanna start over? Or, keep going?
Okay, now? Now?

My life is brilliant
Your life’s a joke
You’re just pathetic
You’re always broke

Your homemade Star Trek uniform
really ain’t impressin’ me
You’re sufferin’ from delusions of
Adequacy

You’re Pitiful [X3]
It’s true

Never had a date
That ya couldn’t inflate
And ya smell repulsive too
What a bummer bein’ you

Well ya just can’t dance
And forget romance
Everybody you know still calls ya
Farty Pants

But you always have a job well I mean
As long as you still can work that slurpee machine

You’re Pitiful [X3]
It’s true

You’re half undressed
Eatin’ chips off your chest
While you’re playin’ Halo 2
No one’s classier than you

Lalala la
Lalala la
Lalala la Loser

You’re Pitiful [X3]
It’s true

Your dog would much rather
Play fetch by itself

You still live with your Mom and you’re 42

Guess you’ll never grow a clue
When it just sucks to be you