I was in the park having chips (Oh) Someone asked me if I’d move It was a bearded guy handing out biscuits while he pushed a red cart That man was all “Go pour more wine in my cup and then play my song”
So, dang dude What a wild weekend Y’all can’t let me get that wicked harpoon All-lay-loo I learned a new haiku Dang dude What a wild weekend Y’all can’t let me fear that wicked harpoon All-lay-loo I learned a new haiku
Nah nah Oh yeah yeah yeah I learned a haiku, yeah A nah nah nah Oh yeah yeah yeah I learned a haiku
Just now Another girl appeared behind me Gonna reach out and grab her hand Oh by the way Is that alright? (Um, yeah) Cool (Cool) Now watch the way my face freezes when I turn to the right Just because That man was all “Go pour more wine in my cup and then play my song”
Ah, so, dang dude What a wild weekend Y’all can’t let me get that wicked harpoon All-lay-loo I learned a new haiku Dang dude What a wild weekend Y’all can’t let me fear that wicked harpoon All-lay-loo I learned a new haiku
Nah nah nah Oh yeah yeah yeah I learned a haiku, yeah A nah nah nah Oh yeah yeah yeah I learned a haiku, yeah A nah nah nah Oh yeah yeah yeah I learned a haiku, yeah A nah nah nah Oh yeah yeah yeah
Babies don’t like raves Babies cry a lot Yeah, babies drink their milk And cry a lot at night Hindsight’s twenty-twenty Wish somebody told me Never bring a baby to a rave
And also Dang dude What a wild weekend Y’all can’t let me get that wicked harpoon All-lay-loo I learned a new hai-hai-ku-ku-ku-ku
You know I’ll break those nachos Good thing you’ve got a face like a mop If you can’t draw it, baby, trace it My cornea’s been through Lasik I’ma treat you like I leave you Yeah, I won’t trade a bite of my Cinnabon There’s a noodle on the lawn Left my phlegm in Hong Kong Why is beef always meat? How come children’s wear are vivid You’ve got a very nice tie But my ribs are partly see-through I’m gonna rent a walrus house I’m gonna bark in the park and stuff I did fitness up at the farm I once ate a fish’s arm
You gotta learn the haiku Yeah-eh-eh (I learned a haiku, yeah) It’s just what I do Hai-hai-ku cool whip Oh, a haiku, yeah Yeah yea-eh-eh Say a haiku Say a haiku every day (A nah nah nah) (Oh yeah yeah yeah) (I learned a haiku, yeah) You gotta learn the haiku Yeah-eh-eh (I learned a haiku, yeah) You gotta learn the haiku Yeah-eh-eh It’s just what I do
Dang dude What a wild weekend Y’all can’t let me get that wicked harpoon All-lay-loo I learned a new haiku
(Say a haiku, yeah a haiku every day Babies drink their milk and cry a lot)