Hostiles On The Hill – Bad Lip Reading

[Luke Skywalker:]
Hey Dak, you got that backing track?
Turn it on
Oh yeah
Go ahead pump it up
Uh

I’d love to catch a firefly that’s far away
I see your whole crew staring as I put this beat down
You’re like a soup can
I’m like Superman
I saw Veronica, the girl that put you off blast ’cause you played harmonica in art class
I know you want her too
But you don’t move cause you don’t have any shoes
You touch a pom-pom
I touch an A-bomb
Mm! Aw yeah

Twenty nights in the ice is a long time
When there’s hostiles on the hill
It’s not about what they want
You just gotta walk your walk
Twenty nights in the ice is a long time
When there’s hostiles on the hill
It’s not about what you wear
It’s all about where you are

[Luke Skywalker:]
Look it’s a bad guy

[General Veers:]
Don’t worry about it Darius
‘Cause I’m a mile high and I’m the scariest

[Luke Skywalker:]
I ride so hard I got you trippin’
You seein’ how I’m flowing not drippin’

[General Veers:]
I think you’re trippin’ dog

[Luke Skywalker:]
I’ll pour sauce all up on your very nice pants
I like romance
You can’t dance
Heart attack on deck, ain’t gotta chance
Kinda bright out, think I’ll put your lights out

Twenty nights in the ice is a long time
When there’s hostiles on the hill
It’s not about what they want
You just gotta walk your walk
Twenty nights in the ice is a long time
When there’s hostiles on the hill
It’s not about what you wear
It’s all about where you are

[Luke Skywalker:]
I wish I wasn’t so dang sweet
So dang sweet
So dang sweet
I wish I wasn’t so dang sweet

[Wedge Antilles:]
You are like cinnamon

[Luke Skywalker:]
I wish I wasn’t so dang sweet
So dang sweet
So dang sweet
I wish I wasn’t so dang sweet

[Wedge Antilles:]
You are like cinnamon

[Luke Skywalker:]
Hey guys, what you doin’?

[Wedge Antilles:]
Avoiding death

[Luke Skywalker:]
Come again?

[Wedge Antilles:]
I’m avoiding death

[Zev Senesca:]
And I’m really freaking thinking somebody’s gonna shoot me

[Luke Skywalker:]
You’ll be good bro

[Zev Senesca:]
I just wanna see a tree

[Luke Skywalker:]
And you will

[Zev Senesca:]
Aah! No I won’t

[General Veers:]
Shame he won’t be at the barbecue
Then again, I guess he is a barbecue
Technically, my lies are probably true
Tell your mama not to burn my shoes

[Luke Skywalker:]
Sassy bad guy, what do you want to say?
Before my friend pulls your legs away
‘Cause pretty soon you’ll literally be trippin’

[Wedge Antilles:]
Here comes a hot poker

What we do is
Wrap it, wrap it round, round
Then we make it fall down

[Wedge Antilles:]
You are like cinnamon

[Luke Skywalker:]
I wish I wasn’t so dang sweet
So dang sweet
So dang sweet

What we do is
Wrap it, wrap it round, round
Then we make it fall down

[Wedge Antilles:]
You are like cinnamon

Twenty nights in the ice is a long time
When there’s hostiles on the hill
It’s not about what they want
You just gotta walk your walk
Twenty nights in the ice is a long time
When there’s hostiles on the hill
It’s not about what you wear
It’s all about where you are

[Luke Skywalker:]
Hey see if you can give it more bass
Hey
Where’s the music?
Ugh, Dak is dead
I wish I wasn’t so dang sweet
So dang sweet
So dang sweet
It’s not about what they want
You just gotta walk your walk
I wish I wasn’t so dang sweet
So dang sweet
So dang sweet
It’s not about what you wear
It’s all about where you are
Dak?
Hey guys, I think Dak is a zombie

[Wedge Antilles:]
Really? What do you mean?

[Luke Skywalker:]
I mean he’s a freakin’ zombie

[Wedge Antilles:]
But wait, didn’t your ship just get shot?

[Luke Skywalker:]
Yes but… zombie

[Wedge Antilles:]
That is terrible

[Luke Skywalker:]
Yeah, you think?

[Wedge Antilles:]
You are like cinnamon