Kid’s Play – Adam Sandler (from “100% Fresh” soundtrack)

All right, I’m gonna play guitar a little bit for you.

My kid’s only got one line in a play
My kid’s only got one line in a play
My kid’s only got one line in a play
My kid’s only got one line in a play
And yet, the fact is
We still gotta practice
Every day
Oh, no, my kid’s only got One line in a play
My-my-my kid’s only got One line in a play
The dumb teacher Gave the big parts away
Oh, no, my kid’s only got One line in a play
It’s in the first five minutes [laughter]
But my wife says We still gotta stay the whole way
Fuck no My kid’s only got one line in a play
As soon as my wife looks the other way
I phone in a bomb scare And I call it a day
Because my kid’s only got One line in a play
And she got it wrong [laughter]