Know A Guy – Adam Sandler (from “100% Fresh” soundtrack)
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Okay, here comes a song. More dancing. [cheering]
Yeah, let’s hear you, Ohio Ohio
Yes, sir. Here we go, here we go, here we go. Should we clap along?
All right, let’s lose that. I hate it.
[Laughter] Sorry. [laughs] You were right on it. It’s a thing of mine, man. I don’t fucking like that shit. It was startling me.
Well, we all know a guy Who shaves his chest We all know a guy Who wears a leather vest We all know a guy Who knows a lot about coffee [laughter] We all know a stud Who would fight anyone We all know a fool Who wears his hair in a bun We all know a guy Who says he fucked his babysitter When he was 12 [laughter] Yeah, we all know a guy Who wears too much cologne We all know a guy Who’s better when he’s stoned We all know a guy who hugs your wife Five seconds too long [audience laughs, clapping along] Well, we all know a guy Who’s starting a band We all know a guy who’s missing a hand We all know a guy who doesn’t work But still goes twice a year to Ibiza [laughter] We all know a guy Who said he almost went pro We all know a guy with a red afro We all know a guy who’s dick color Doesn’t match his body [laughter] We all know a guy Whose hair always looks wet We all know a guy with a pig as a pet We all know a guy who knows a guy Who says he knows Guy Fieri [laughter] And we all know a guy With weird allergies We all know a guy Who sneezes in threes So how come we don’t know Who my real father is? [laughter]
No! Thank you. Thank you. [cheers and applause] I’m a triple threat though. You didn’t know I could dance that fucking good. Took many lessons growing up, man.