There’s a type of person that you see With a haircut that’s pure comedy You see this man in every town And he wants to be Paul Weller Long sideburns with a flag fringe Twice as funny when I saw one that was a ginge Stuck in the past and he loves dad rock ‘Cause he wants to be Paul Weller
So here the Wellend man come You can’t stop laughing when you see one Spent all his money at the hair salon Tryna look just like Paul Weller
Had the same haircut since he was eighteen Bought a coat in the sale at Pretty Green He cried all night when Oasis split And he wants to be Paul Weller Thinks he’d look good driving a Vespa But he looks a bit like a child molester Watching Quadrophenia three times a week ‘Cause he wants to be Paul Weller
Oh, yeah, the Wellend man come You can’t stop laughing when you see one Spent all his money at the hair salon Tryna look just like Paul Weller
You find a Wellend from here to five To them it’s just a way of life But they don’t know how entertaining it is ‘Cause they want to be Paul Weller He can be at the pub or at the football With the funniest haircut of them all If you see a Wellend take a photograph And post it up on Twitter
So here the Wellend man come You can’t stop laughing when you see one Spent all his money at the hair salon Tryna look just like Paul Weller Oh, yeah, the Wellend man come You can’t stop laughing when you see one He’ll never realize you’re making fun Because he is a Wellend