Get down there as fast as you can Down the M4 past Carmarthen Off the coast you might see an angle shark And you could ride roller coster at Oakwood Park Have some welsh rarebit or lamb Cawl Or go on a walk to a nice waterfall I don’t mean to boast but have you seen the coast Barafundle is the beach people seem to like the most
West side you can hang around the woods Or sample a wide range of fucking homemade goods Bara brith cup of tea and a spliff Or hang around Tenby you can walk along a cliff Bird spotting now you really got me itching Technically it’s known to the pros as twitching Don’t fret if you think that’s slack Get down to Pembroke and fucking hire a kayak
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Way out west where the sun is blazing Eating laver bread coz I got the craving It’s so safe out of harms reach They even got a full licensed nudest beach West Wales lush for a walk If your a vegetarian or a lover of pork Go to Broad Haven or St Brides If your swimming in the sea mind the tides On Caldey island you’ll have a great time Getting drunk with the monks on communion wine I’ll tell the world it’s where I want o reside I messaged Snoop Dogg but he never replied
A coz he’s like west side isn’t he It’s a different west side Bet he’d love a weekend down Llangrannog Or Tresaith or something
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Imagine him and Dr Dre going in the rock pools He’d have a wicked time
Both picturesque and full of charm Come and spend the day hanging out in Laugharne Where Bob Dylan ha d a shed Or you can always go and visit Fishguard instead Go to Pendine drive as fast as you can Or just sit on the beach and get a tan Great Wall of China or the Inca trails No thanks cart I’m off to West Wales I’m gonna tell you straight your a massive ass hole If you never get to see Pembroke castle Go west on holiday Fresh Water East is a great place to stay If you like spicy food don’t worry There’s loads of places you can get a hot curry If you want a McFlurry don’t get stressed Theres’s a drive through McDonalds in Haverfordwest Buys some Welsh cheese or Welsh cakes Get down West Wales for fucks sakes Two weeks in the summer in a static Down West Wales listening to Illmatic So get down West Wales today And take your nan on a holiday
Sipping on Gin and juice down the Parrog in Newport Snoop Dogg Dr Dre um can’t think of any of their songs now
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That Snoop Dogg’s wicked he loves smoking weed he does Wicked He loves the chronic He loves the crack pipe he does Chronic On it what Chronic Chronic I got I can’t hear you over this I got the fucking earphones on I can’t hear nothing… Are you still taping