Which One Of You Is From Cwmbran – Goldie Lookin Chain
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In every crowd on every data base Theres always someone from this place You could be in a queue or on the face of the sun But I guarantee theres always at least one Not like Highlander theres loads and loads Spreading out unnoticed and the population grows You already seen at least one today So when you see a group of people simply say
Which one of you is from Cwmbran Theres always someone from Cwmbran You could be in New York or Kazakhstan But theres always someone from Cwmbran
Down the south of Spain topping up my tan Who should I see a bloke from Cwmbran Im in the North Pole and what do you know I see my mate Steve from the valley of the crow On a photographic tour of Cuba I met bloke from Cwmbran who drives and Uber I was in LA complaining about the smog I met a loverly couple from Croesyceiliog
Which one of you is from Cwmbran Theres always someone from Cwmbran You could be in New York or Kazakhstan But theres always someone from Cwmbran
I watched a film that was shown in Cann And I bought pop corn from a bloke from Cwmbran Went and saw the pyramids just for a thrill And the tour guid said he was from Thornhill Kissed a girl in Crete just because She wasn’t from Cwmbran but her mother was New York Paris Kazakhstan Theres always someone from Cwmbran
You could go to Buckingham Palace to the changing of the guard With all them soldiers and their helmets what are really fucking hard From Egypt to the pyramids to bull fighting in Spain Your guaranteed to come across bloke who’s name is Carl or Dane He’s roughly thirty seven and working on the bins Or possibly a priest absolving you of all your fucking sins But when you get to talking to him in the way you can He’ll simply say… I’m from Cwmbran
One in every one thousand people is from Cwmbran Thats a fact I seen it on the internet
Which one of you is from Cwmbran Theres always someone from Cwmbran You could be in New York or Kazakhstan But theres always someone from Cwmbran
I was hanging out in London just near barking Overheard someone talking about the free parking When I spun round to take a look at the man Turned out it was a bloke that I knew from Cwmbran Outstanding when I’m rocking round the world Meeting up with so many guys and girls In every country that people come up to me I meet a Cwmbranastani as a guarantee It’s like a dog with a bone it’s like a home from home Seems the whole wild world is a Cwmbran zone You can be in Magaluf off your head on a pill There’ll be some one there who works for Torfaen council Yous half brother Steve and his half cousin Stan Ive heard they both come from Llantarnam New York London Paris Japan Even my missus comes from Cwmbran
She’s wicked my missis she’s well lush Loves you love innit She loves the pink wine She gets on it with me on a Tuesday Big up to Cwmbran
Which one of you is from Cwmbran Theres always someone from Cwmbran You could be in New York or Kazakhstan But theres always someone from Cwmbran