You ate my plants You ate my plants While I’d juggle you’d dance And I’d braid clowns all day I got wool slacks and a gerbil with lice A crazy Asian chicken, a few hogs And I watched lost all day
Yeti I called but you ran to the forest Yeti I love you but you’re bad and you’re foreign Yeti I’d go but you’re wet and you’re furry And funky
Oh oh oh…
Thought we could change and make you tame Exotic covered-in-poo man Put on a wig and forget I’ll give you a loan I’ll give you coke Whatever you wanted to do Let’s hide away in the forest dew Just me and you
Yeti I called but you ran to the forest Yeti I love you but you’re bad and you’re foreign Yeti I love you but you’re wet and furry And funky
You’re a pig, you pig Stop eating, yeah Your body’s getting too big, you pig You’re a bigfoot, yeah No more chicken and cow and cow and cow No more chicken and cow You’re too big, you’re too big You’re a bad disease
Yeti I called but you ran to the forest Yeti I love you but you’re bad and you’re foreign Yeti Yeti Yeti Yeti I pushed you away Yeti But you begged for it Yeti I wish we could stay, yeti Yeti Here in our love forest Yeti Yeti Yeti